all shituationists are required to view the following material and spread the following links (unpaid for now).
1. http://wagesforfacebook.com/
2. http://paymefacebook.com/ & https://www.facebook.com/sharetheprofit
3. https://www.facebook.com/offtheclockonthejob
and some further notes:
first directions on how to make a strike on facebook: start with your face #nofacelook
what can artists contribute: join the facebook resistance artists
pic by james bridle
Shituationist Institute 
It should read “are required, on pain of DEATH, or of Transportation beyond the Seas to such place as Her Majesty’s Privy Council shall deem fit”.
Motivation, my boy. Such wording would definitely do the trick.